can't be fussed about anything

Push!!! I repeat, PUSH!!!

man, i reckon i have just spent more than 5 minutes in the toilet. well it's quite a record, coming from a girl who shits as fast as she pees. mann i was sitting in the toilet trying to excrete out this particular piece of shit. maybe i had a low tolerance for pain but i couldn't bear to push AND make those funny i'm-concentrating-on-shitting noises. so i sat there and started thinking.

it's one of those golden toilet moments when i realised, i can't have kids. =( i don't wanna go through the torture of labour. i mean if this action of pushing out shit that's about the size of my fist is so tough, i can't imagine what it'll be like to push out a baby who's like what 4-5 times the size of my fist. eeks!

oh well...just one of those days when i feel crappy (hur hur hur, no pun intended)

renzi kissed and swore @ 10:05:00 AM
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meeting up with a decade

hahaha sounds wrong but i did actually meet up with a friend, who has been friends with me for 10 years. i'm amazed we're still friends. i'm amazed anyone can stand me for that long! hahaha anyway i finally met up with jon ong, or what i affectionately call 'min'. =) it was a good time of catching up. we had lunch at this authentic-looking american burger place along chapel street (soda rock), window shopped a bit before resting at laurent, one of my favourite cafes. all in all, well it was good to meet up with min and hahah we actually called up some of our secondary schoolmates to see how they were =) okok... time to sleep... i'm T-I-R-E-D

waiting at huntingdale. was bored so yeah...out came my handy tool, ze camera =)

i had a spicy burger. damn. it kinda made my condition worse. sniffles. the waitress said it wasn't spicy!!! anyywayy...the burger wasn't as big as the billy bombers' burger, so it was easy to chomp down.

hahaha min was busy fiddling with this jukebox. it actually works!

i hope charms sees this...dum dee dum...yummy cakeeeeee... and i HAD to show off the bright attractive colour of this strawberry-something cake.

one of my all-time buddies, prob has seen me grown up. awwww... doens't he look like a small boy?? hehehe

last pit stop - Laurent =)

*BURRRRRRP*

For more photos...click here

renzi kissed and swore @ 10:23:00 PM
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she's lean she's mean and she went for rod's party!

haha after the outing to the city, we dropped by campus centre for rod's 21st birthday party =)

there was quite a bit of food, LOADS of speech, an irritating mean cousin and a person who dressed according to the R theme. *drum roll please* it's illie! hahaha she came dressed as a rugger and it's so nice to still people dressing according to the theme. try guessin wat i came as?

it's quite funny. varying comments for illie's outfit. some thought she came as a soccer player, some thought she had hockey training before the party. hahahah hilarious! anyway best dressed goes to....ILLIE! ahahah

for more photos, click here

renzi kissed and swore @ 8:49:00 PM
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nothing's black and white anymore

hmm hahahaha...in quite a good mood today. i've no idea why. anyway today after handing up my essay, i headed to the city to meet the gals for a well deserved rest. i found them in A1 and after watching them gobble up their egg chiffon on rice, we found ourselves at koko black (surprise surprise).

i love the deco of this branch's koko black. i'm so glad joe brought me there when hao came down for a visit =)

stairway leading to the second level of koko black.

one of the decorative lamps. =)

well what do you know, i had a cuppa hot chocolate. man i'll miss the hot chocolates in aussie when i go back. sniffles

kareen and i.

my chao ah-lian housemate...hahahah

this was taken after we moved to a more comfortable spot.

walkway of melbourne central. sigh i'm feeling sad even by the thought of leaving melbourne.

after takin that shot, for some reason i looked up and snapped away. the sky cleared up and it was clear bright blue. something you'll never get in singapore.

last pit stop - max brenner. the waffle SUCKED. NEVER BUY MAX BRENNER'S WAFFLES I TELL YOU. for a megre sum of $3.50 i was treated with the delight of having the experience of having to eat something that resembled stale bread. =p YUCK. i haven't felt so cheated in a while. thanks max brenner, for the wonderful experience.

ANYYWWAAAYYY....for more photos, click here.

renzi kissed and swore @ 1:28:00 AM
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unhealthy

i haven't really been eating properly for the past few days. it's prob because of my flu. sigh... oh well. even my pee is yellow. wait, my pee's perpetually yellow. sigh. okay...after tomorrow, i shall attempt to ONLY drink water and nothing else. =p i must cleanse my system! (i was even tempted to take a photo of my pee, but i thought i'd better spare my blog from such details)

on a brighter note, hehhee this website's quite funny. it's about an experiment about condoms. heh heh heh

oh yeah...there was a party at my place today. the food was good. i ate quite a bit as usual, i ate enough for breakfast, lunch and dinner. then again, it was my only meal. ok...photos please!

this seems so completely random but... hmm we had this birthday dinner, celebrating kee's paul's mel's and lai's birthdays at sofias. heheh check out winson's funky specs! it kinda reminds of.....the worm from the bookworm club!

the quality of this pic is C-R-A-P. anyway i haven't seen josh in a while. he's the same. teasing us about how we posed for shots. hehe

janz and susu... =)

the scavengers of seascape. hehe we were busy picking on the leftovers =p

whose tummy's the biggest.

sigh i got eliminated after the first round (*&#(*@&@ oh well...it boiled down to wensheng and winson!

okok..i'm being retarded...sigh...time to get back to my essay, my 60 friggin % essay. bahhhhhhh...anyway for more photos, click here

renzi kissed and swore @ 12:50:00 AM
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dream a little dream of me

i had this really warped dream. =p amongst all the others that i could remember from last night, one part of the dream stuck out like a sore thumb. i dreamt that this old lady was pulling a dr jekyll and mr hyde. she was a respectable old woman who was liked by all. that was a her public face. however whenever she was with a kid, in a lift, she would molest them and reduce them to objects. it almost seems like her private life evolves around a lift.

hmm scary eh? i'm quite traumatised. man. wat's with me and dreams these days?

on a side note, i'm sick. i've been sneezing, my back's hurting and i've a sore throat. i've half the mind to self-medicate ie take dr wong's medicine BUT i wanna try fighting the damn flu naturally. =p you can do it renee!

sigh.
and to make matters worse, it's so sunny outside. the sunrays are almost mocking me. as if to say/laugh at me. i can almost picture nelson going haha...sigh..... oh well...tough luck!

renzi kissed and swore @ 9:41:00 AM
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a coffee conversation with a friend

for the first time in this year, i'm actually in the library at such an ungodly hour. i'm waitin for trs to pick me up and we're goin for dinner!!! right now i'm just so tempted to scream out "hungry, i am so hungry, i have nothing, nothing to eat...WHHOOOOOO" in that lonely tune... bahhh

anywayy prior to the library session, i had a coffee session with one of my chums. hur hur... and he mentioned that i was a flirt. i'm smiling to myself because it's hilarious to hear that from another source. let me set things straight...according to Wordnet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University, a flirt is...

1: a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men [syn: coquette, vamp, vamper, minx, tease, prickteaser] 2: playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interest [syn: flirting, flirtation, coquetry, dalliance, toying]

1) seductive? nahhh....sex appeal? wat sex appeal?? i'm a kid deh!
2) playful, yeah...arouse sexual interest?? nahhh i can't really think of anyone at the moment whom i REALLY want to arouse. =p in fact, i'm shuddering to think of even arousing any of my guy, or god forbid girl, friends.

so there you go. u noe i'm not a flirt, and i'm sure u noe i'm VERY bored, not to mention hungryyy...where's trs?? sniffles

renzi kissed and swore @ 8:02:00 PM
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jon's here!

hahaha it's that time of the semester when most, i repeat MOST, aussie students would be looking forward to - the hols! poor students from monash would only get 1 week while people like jon well get a 2-week treat. sigh...

anyway i met the king on saturday and took him around. stayed over in the city before bringing him to st kilda. for more details AND photos, feel free to see wat he has to say about our little adventure in his blog.

for now...it's back to work and studying. having a 25% marketing assignment, 60% behavioural studies essayand a 30% test due on the same week is no joke. sigh...

hope jon's doin fine in the city by himself =)

oh well back to reality... more photos in time to come, if i haven't passed out from the lack of sleep, or the pile up of stress. ULGH!!!

renzi kissed and swore @ 4:18:00 PM
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last ball

last year, last ball, last time dressing up...NOOOTTT

lazy to put up so many photos. i look funny but oh well...

hehehe the housemates photo...FINALLY we got a shot together!

hahaha the happening housemates of stockdale...BLEAH >.< janelle looks gooooooood (as usual hahah)

ahhaha a shot with no8 =) FA FA FA!

shout if u're jolly!

muckin around

my favourite boys... =)

the gals =)

having a private moment

i love this shot. =) i look so....... hehe blur?

*grin* welllll......for more photos..click here

renzi kissed and swore @ 2:11:00 PM
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cold or cool?

i'm in the lounge waiting for time to pass. i'm supposed to be meeting this particular lecturer but...she's having a meeting so well. *shrug*

anyway i saw this gal in the lounge and said "you look cold"...

her reply (G) was "cool? huh?"
R: cold..u look cold
G: cool? yeah thank you... i jus finished a presentation
R: ...........

do i mumble a lot?? =ppp basket

renzi kissed and swore @ 9:42:00 AM
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generic

hahaha after such a long time, i went on friendster to read this person's blog. actually i was being a BEEEET of a curious poker aka kay por. i started browsing through people's profiles. i soon got bored so i checked my 100+ messages (yawn i accumulated so many msgs...too lazy to read...maybe will read it when i'm having my hols). i actually got a msg from someone i dunno. he/she (it's supposedly a he...but one can never be too sure eh?) said

"Hello there,I just visited friendster and saw your beautiful pictures. I couldnt stop my self sending you this short message. I must admit that you are good looking. I wonder if we can be friend. I will be happy to learn about you. I hope you will spare sometime to reply this message.Take care,"

hahahhaa sorry but it came across as a very generic message. i wonder how many people he/she sent the same message to. =)

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nothing much else to update. i've been bogged down with work. and i feel so cheated by the melbourne weather. it's so unpredictable. i know the 4-seasons-in-a-day phenomenon should not surprise me but sigh...oh well.

time to do more work. i've got a test and two assignments due in a few days. argh!

renzi kissed and swore @ 9:28:00 AM
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ads galore!

hehehe well i'm sure i've talked about the carlton draught's viral ad campaign. according to many, it's a big success for the brewery company.

guess wat? other companies/organisations have also come up with their take on the big ad business, prob even taken the piss outta carlton draught.

i've two more websites here that are not only funny, but well retarded. =ppp

1) jayjay's take
2) blip.tv's take

speaking of ads. i wanna show another ad/plea about a pet. maybe later. yawnn... goin out for dinner with my cell group leader =p oh well...

renzi kissed and swore @ 5:47:00 PM
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the kukujiao syndrome

hmm for ANYONE who has noticed so far, many people (*glares at someone who started it*) have been hissin out the phrase, that phrase. =p sounds a little bit vulgar to me. (ANDDDD dun get me started on wat yicheng tsk tsk said to trs) hahaha oh well. and has ANYONE thought of it, if asian mums keep telling their sons dicks are kukujiaos, wat about us female species? what did our parents or well mums told us? did they even mention that we were different from our male-counterparts? mannnnnnnnn....

ANYYYWAYYY had a bit of a tiring weekend. maybe tat explains why i had 14 hours of sleep yesternight. well nothing much else to say other than i went out with rongyang (my sec sch ex classmate), and met up with a couple of them in the evenin for dinner at kee's place on saturday. on friday, i met up with bryan, allan and janelle before going clubbing with a couple of them at next blue. eventful eh? couldn't remember much of sunday though. someone refresh my memory pls!

a photo with an old friend at this place i often frequent, wait i frequent EVERY time i make a trip down to st kilda. =( ahhh habits!!!

more pastries anywan??? =ppp hahaha u HAVE TO check out the latte with the accidental (i'm assumin here) heart-shaped foam on top in my album

rongyang brought his troop of army friends along with us to well...st kilda and koko black. =) had a pleasant surprise when kelvin (extreme right) was actually alvina's ex classmate in poly! singapore's such a small place i tell ya!

ON that very fateful saturday as well (when i dreamt about wendy and winson), well we had a mini gathering over at kee's place. this photo's taken with the very man himself, the host of the day =) more photos pls click here

dinner at soul mama was good. it was vegetarian but hey for the price i guess it was alright. and i have to say this....i was the only student there!!! SNIFFLES.... hahhaha....allan and i look so hungry in this shot!

yeapp..thumbs up! the food was good, the company was even better! hehe we were busy 'catching' up on gossip, it's hilarious! =)

clubbing with the gals (all shown in the photo) along with paul, lai and trs. too lazy to put up the rest of the photos. tink charms will kill me if i put up any more photos so yeah...for more photos of the night of eating and shaking the bon bons...click here. (before i go i must mention that two creepy guys came up to wendy and i and started dancing and surrounding us...man one of them reminds me of...the guy who mentioned that my arse was big....*mumble mumble curse and grumble* yes...i hold a grudge..oh well EEKS EEKS CREEEEEEEEEEPYYY!!!)

anyway time to bathe and talk to the darling of the day! =)

renzi kissed and swore @ 11:25:00 PM
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one wierd dream

hahaha yesterday, i kept dozing off in the train. i happened to dream about something..well actually two people. hahaha...man dun laugh when i reveal the two peeps....wendy and winson! =P

yeah man...well i dreamt that both of them were clubbing (couldn't remember anyone else, because it was prob a brief few seconds) and they were in their own world. and jus to clarify (since ters didn't gett it) that meant that they were engrossed with each other. and if that didn't make sense. OKOK!! they were busy well dancing and erm touching each other? HAHAHAHA

how bizarre. i just wonder wat's goin on in that pea brain of mine now. hahaha

well back to my work...( and try to imagine wendy and winson together! *grin*)

renzi kissed and swore @ 1:53:00 PM
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a week of gluttony

hope i got the spelling right. yawn. for this whole week i've been eating well...like some beggar who hasn't eaten in days tsk tsk... glad i'm going to run soon (although i'm feeling so lethargic)

like well on friday, i went out with winson, and susu to st kilda. =) we helped ourselves to breakfast, AND pastries. THEN we met cheng and had sinful hot chocolates, the chocolate platter before going to A1 for a snack. tsk tsk...

on that day itself, winson and i still had to go for ryan's surprise birthday thing =p well i kena saboh-ed as well. sigh..oh well. for the sake of all mankind, i had to sacrifice myself HAHAHHA!

i can't remember much for the rest of the week but well...after this weekend of eating AGAIN, i will be detoxing and giving my body a break from food.

winson and i. we took this in the place that sold nice HUGE breakfasts!!!

hahaha i love this pic for some reason. =) and i'm DEFINITELY going back for another tart tomorrow!

i had to amuse myself by taking a photo of the reflection of an exit sign =ppp

all i can say is two things....1) i dun like this because it's too eggy for my liking 2)KENNETH!!! HAHAHA SUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (must say it with a mud-rocker tone) he loves this. hehehe awwwwwww...come over lah!

the housemates shot (outside A1)

hahaha well...some shots taken in ryan's place (during the party) the rest of the shots in ryan's camera. and for more shots, pls click here

renzi kissed and swore @ 9:15:00 AM
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all good things come in pears

i shudder to even sink my teeth into pears for a while. it could be because of the detoxing session that i undertook a while back. ha! mannn...anyway these two days (pair no1) i've been in a pretty good mood.

let's see...

yesterday i recieved two results (pair2) for my test and presentation and i've got like HDs for both of them! whee! i mean i barely made it but i was pleasantly surprised for the HD for my presentation. heh.

i only managed to run 4 rounds in the freeezin cold and even thought the rain dampened my spirits for a bit, i cheered up after cleaning up two of my toilets (pair3) and doing two batches of laundry (pair4...now these coincidences are getting a weee bit freaky).

after dinner with grace, kee, and ryan yesterday, i dropped by viv's place and had the privilege of the company of two boys (kee and viv- pair5...man tat sounded sooo wrong *shrug*). i managed to wind down after a few days of hard work. hehe =)

today, whilst having a meeting with david (magician dave, or what he would like to call "superman dave") i had two pots of tea (pair6). AFTER the meeting, i went for coffee at the same cafe, formerly known as wellington, with wani, renald, winson, roger, wensheng, grace, ryan, maggie, lai. man i think i wouldn't be able to sleep because of the amount of caffeine i took. i had two cups of latte (pair 7) during the chatting session. sighhhh

hmmm oh oh...i had two lunch boxes of nasi lemak (pair 8) for dinner and lunch!

oh oh! and i just finished two chapters (pair 9) of readings. mann! i'm on a roll!!!

okay..this is getting lame...yawn..B-O-R-I-N-G!!! hahhaa...tink i'll drop by winson's place to grab photos! =)_ i'd better prepair (hur hur!) to go now...dum dee dum...

argh i'm so lammmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! kill me somebodyyyyyyy!!!

renzi kissed and swore @ 8:58:00 PM
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