Wednesday, December 29, 2004

i prayed for shit and THERE WAS SHIT!!!

only thing is...sigh...it came in a watery form..sniffffff...

think i'm going back home to rest earlier. i asked permission from bern already so...after i bind this shit and finish wat i need to do...i'll go home.

mum asked me to eat something, but i've no appetite.

anyway time to check the pprs.

~wish upon a star, ***renzi (it's 1.47pm)

renzi kissed and swore @ 1:50:00 PM
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as i ponder

i wonder what i want from dad. during dinner tonight, he asked what i wanted for my xmas. guess he forgot about my claim that i didn't need a xmas present (after the major scrapping of my car...=p)

he asked whether i needed a watch. i dun tink i need that. i dun normally wear watches. the only watches i like are the two i have. my red swatch and the kiddy watch that sweet aik ming bought for me.

hmmm..he offered his camera, tempting.

he also offered to give me his pretty useless 1G thumb.

arggh..i hate thinking of what i need. because i have all i need. now it's a matter of wat i want. buuuttt whenever i think hard of what i want i just can't seem to think of any.
bleah...

i shall ask my friends for suggestions.

oh yah...hahahah i told dad to change his car to some smaller car because i expressed that i wasn't too confident of driving and he mentioned that i shouldn't be scared just because of one accident. he said i have to learn anyway.

quite sweet eh?

hahahah
oh well...tried to shit a while back but ... i just farted one gooooood loooooong one....bahh!! help!!

~wish upon a star, ***renzi (it's 12.48am)

OOHH YAHHHH EVERYONE'S INVITED TO MY CHURCH TOMORROW. there's some funny ermm...year-end party.

theme: hawaiian. dun ask me why
time: 7 onwards
place: 41 ceylon road (hope i spelt that right) it's called st hilda's church

come come!!! whoever's interested, just ring me or something, i may CHIA you =) hehehe

renzi kissed and swore @ 12:44:00 AM
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photos from christmas

was on my way to the hotel =)

the only fathers in the house..hohoho

had to take this with aunty 4 because she snatched it from honfei's dad to experiment with a new hairdo


ray obliged to stop playin his game for once, and take some photos (bloody hell, like some super star) sooo we decided to seize the moment and SNAP!!!

whoever took this obviously forgot that honfei is tall...hahaha

yeshhh what party doesn't have balloons and strangers? heheh my bro chatted this kid up. they became buddies instantly.

hahaha wat do you noe, a big kid who tied balloons to himself. feeling light-headed already?? i've to thank beiu sok (er IE uncle....honfei's dad) for making a fool out of himself, and allowing the trigger-happy me to snap happily

this is almost everyone in this small xmas gathering...


hehehe well well...decided to take some photos of myself...i look kinda dao though.. =p

anywayyy time to turn in...gotta work tomorrow. snifff..thank goodness it's the last working day for the year. WHOO!!! andddd... i'm still very full from dinner. had a buffet with mum,dad and karen. whaoooo..mum paid 150!!~ close to that...ulgh... quite ex but the food was quite good. ate loads of prawns. ulghhh

hopefully i can take a dump properly. bought laxatives so hopefully i can get some toxic waste outta my system. i've gotta another buffet tomorrow. i MUST get rid of shit in my body!!!

~wish upon a star, ***renzi (it's 12.30am)

renzi kissed and swore @ 12:16:00 AM
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Tuesday, December 28, 2004

argh

well going off to meet karen and my parents for the buffet. i'm severely handicapped without cash, so well eheh tricked mum to going with us for the, according to everyone, nice buffet.

argh my nose is leaking constantly because i stayed up to wait for someone in the cold for 2 hours. how dumb can i get. hmm

and i still can't shit properly. shall tell mum and see what she recommends. argghh

i feel sick. i've got loads to do tomorrow already. argh

~wish upon a star, ***renzi (it's 5.58pm)

renzi kissed and swore @ 6:01:00 PM
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Monday, December 27, 2004

pray for shitttttt

ARGGHHHH i need to shit properly!! i'm not a rabbit. i dun wanna shit shitlings. i want massive satisfying shits!!!

argghh...my stomach is bloated and i feel like shit (HAHAHAH no pun intended)

oh well...someone pray for me..that i can shit properly. i dun mind having diarrhea now man.hahaha

hmmm maybe i should eat more greens. been eating loads of meat. okay...will try to eat more greens at this kushin bowl place tomorrow. managed to coax mum to come join K and myself because i'm getting broke.

argghh i've like 20 bucks in my name right now. arggghhh!!! helppp...

argghh~~~~~ i'm brokeeeeeeee... maybe i should start busking. would that help??? should i fart in ppl's faces? gthat's my trick. bwahhaha..

tired sia..time to sleep.

my eyes have been pretty tired and swollen for the past couple of days for some reason. oh well. sigh

i hate myself sometimes.

~wish upon a star, ***renzi (it's 11.57pm)

renzi kissed and swore @ 11:53:00 PM
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with orange piss comes constipation

i'm so not lookign forward to working tomorrow. maybe me jus bein oversensitive at work but i'm not really enjoying my working environment. maybe it's jus me.

and it's also jus me when i say i'm having major constipation. how come kenneth, joe etc can actually shit at least once a day, and have MAJOR shitting sessions.wat about meeee?? *whine** OOHHH

i feel it coming out!!!!!!

argghh jus a stupid false alaarm. stupid body. always screwing up on me. i'm always falling sick. argghh... and i have been eatinfg so much. yesterday went to joe's place with derong and we ate for like 1.5 hours. yuummmmmm we had lamb.....*droooooL* and ham, and turkey....anddd..aunty betty cooked more food, chicken, e-fok noodles, spaghetti, fried rice. wow..u can never be hungry in joe's place.

and pebbles is sooo adorable. i prefer her to....rusty now.. =)

argghh my stomach!! having been shitting for a couple of days!!! help meee....

okay i shall sit in the bowl till i shit today...if i dun shit properly, i wun sleep...

~wish upon a star, **renzi (it's 11.54pm)



renzi kissed and swore @ 11:43:00 PM
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Saturday, December 25, 2004

anyone wants to see orange piss?

i've been under medication for a few days and my pee's orange in colour!!! =ppp doc says it's because of the medicine. hmmm jus imagine...bright orange pee staring at you after you pee.

in parent's room now. dad's pumping some fit ball (he's also singing to the music from my computer...ulghhh....hellppp), bro's playing with his computer games, and mum's idling as usual. hahah stupid mum accused me of something yesterday.

she called me and.....
Mum: where are you now???
Ren: er... on my way to meet my friend?
Mum: (shouts louder than usual)HEYYY!!! I jus got this report from the traffic police. it was reported that on 3rd of dec, there was almost a collision. what have you been doing to the car????
R: (starts to panic because the whole family wasn't in singapore on dec3, so i couldn't shirk responsibility to anyone) er....er.... wat are you talking about??
M: dec 3rd!!!? what did u do???? (pauses to talk to someone) what? nov 3rd?? oh (pauses, sounds very embarrassed, and tones down) oh it's nov 3rd (nervous laughter)

BASKET..accused me of something that i didn't do. hahha this is why one should never assume. it causes friggin misunderstandings, and i must say, unnecessary disputes.

okay..i shall put some photos from yesterday and the day before.

friday
had to meet alv to collect my dress. picked ray up and we were chatting in the car. "what the fuck" happened to slip out of my mouth, and my brother exclaimed " u said the F word" hahaha yes the taboo word for kids,.... he revealed to me that this pri3 kid in his sch was sent to the principal's office after shouting "the F word" and apparantly he was caned. do kids get caned nowadays??

anyway i asked my bro whether he knew what fuck meant. he obviously didn't know sooo i told him, "if you dun noe what fuck meanzs dun use it" HAHHAHAHAHAHHA i told joe, jon andd ken and they were all shaking their heads. hopefully this story doesn't reach my mum *gulp* i'm a gooooooddddd sissssss!!!

oh met karen after rushing home, wrapping presents. dad sent us to MS because we had to go to izzy's house. well the host wasn't at home and after 1.5 hours of waiting and picking on his food, we decided to leave.

hehehe we were trigger happy...

hmm........had to rush home, bathe, do up kenneth's other present (little treats hahahha..thinking of buying something else..hmm we'll see. he got a dvd burner from us...hehe)and rushed down to meet joe, jon and kenneth for dinner. oh yeah...the food was not bad. and there's this yummmmyyy banana crumble that is to DIE FOR...go try it!!!

joe and jon being themselves hahahah

hmm..went for service. after service we jus were trigger happy.

jean and myself...hahaha the guys bought the santa hat for themselves. since DR was playing the drums, so i used his hat for a while...

wendy and myself.

colin and ivan. hahaha

hahah finally could get him to smile =)

uncle john, jean and myself dum dee dumm....jean's looks damn gooddd....*drool*

joe and myself..hahaha doesn't he look jolly? =) he looks happy with our present...heheh

ahh a photo with my beloved ARRRNIIIEE baby who happened to also slap me because i kept teasing her with ben..eheheh

our yearly tradition.... =)

another of my spice gals...jx heheh

jon and myself. he really reminds me of homer..D'OH!!!

smile derong smile!!! u have teeth u noe??

hehehe the faylows (check out their website and their tra-la-la song..bwahhaha)

welll..that's about it for last nite... if anyone wants to see more photos, click here.

hahaha it was quite an entertaining night. althgouh i hate a shitty sleep.yawn... gab is sooo funnyy1!!! =p

anyway time to go...and bathe.

~wish upon a star, ***renzi(it's 11.15am)

renzi kissed and swore @ 11:23:00 AM
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Wednesday, December 22, 2004

i need to pee again =S

hmm...does anyone noe how to put up a video on a website? i wanna put up joe puking. his lesson on pukin, which left jon laughing in his tears, tearing in his laughs? eh???

renzi kissed and swore @ 12:18:00 PM
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burn damnit burn

this has two connotations to it. one...haha i'm burning CDs for clients and second one, shall keep it to myself.

anyway today's job- burning CDs, and sending xmas cards to clients. think i'm pretty fast at that, butttt...i wanna do more, i want to contribute more than just doing mundane jobs. adeline asked me how's working so far and i was pretty frank about it. hahha i expressed to her that i wanted to contribute more and learn more. that's about it for that.

hmm...hungry as well.. i'm sitting here in this room full of software, and computer gadgets. too bad i'm not that computer-savy. if i were so, i would be walking roung the room, checking out the various programs.

hahah am multi-tasking right now. burning the CDs, and downloading stuff. need to get my cousin's birthday-cum-xmas present done. aikz!!!

HUNGRRRRYYYY...i'm craving for somehing soupy or porridgy. hopefully i can get it *fooooooooofdddddd....drooool***

time to surf the net...*burp*

peeing is still tough...sniff

~wish upon a star, ***renzi (it's 11.42am)

renzi kissed and swore @ 11:44:00 AM
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

so upset that i feel sick

hahah no lah..didn't go to work because i have difficulty in peeing for ther whole day yesterday and today. it hurt once i finish peeing, so decided to see wat's wrong. hahah =p

the doctor said it's some urine infection. aikz!!! got an MC so staying at home. nice to be at home w/o anyone runnin g around or granny nagging, bliss~~

anyway yesterday after work, i took a cab because i was feeling like shit. (hahah great excuse renee) and went for the faylows' BBQ. had quite a bit to eat. hahah highlight of the day: joe giving us a 'tutorial' on how to induce pukingl. DAMMMNNN FUNNYYYY!!! he puked for a good 1 minute, which left me and jon laughing till we almost cried =p

the guys having a go at the food. the food was not bad =)

jon's peanut beard!

kenneth who still refuses to smile. STUPID IDIOT!!

hahah some of the red-faced idiots..

jon, ian n joe posing..

derong posing...

sunday
didn't do much on suday. had claypot lunch with jon and kenne. then...ken had to go visit his aunt so i went home and slept my day away...

had a family dinner with pers' family and mine. =) hahaha had sooo much food and the food's not bad. hehehehe

heheh was teasing aunty 4 about her hair. wanted her to dye her hair with me =)

joel, pers and myself. hahha we grew uip together. hahhah joe is sooo sweetttt. if anyone wants a bf..he's a good bloke!!

saturday
went out with cat. hahaha had prawn meee and well jus had a good chat with her, catching up. hahahha

hahah had my usual... =)

ehhe went to parkway to walk around....

stupid cat jus wanted to keep taking photos. heheh

went home after that because i was soo tired. slept for about 3 hours before kenneth called and came to pick me up. went out with jon and kenneth to get ppl's pressies. eheheh

we had two suppers. one somewhere, and another at simpang =)

we were trying to get kenne to smile. stupid boyyyy!!!

so..yeah..tat's my weekend..yawn..need to rest now...yawn..

~wish upon a star, ***renzi (it's 4.33pm)

should i go run today?

renzi kissed and swore @ 4:09:00 PM
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Monday, December 20, 2004

sigh

i'm feeling like fuck, both emotionally and physcially...sigh...i need a hug

renzi kissed and swore @ 2:15:00 PM
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Saturday, December 18, 2004

the party yesterday

well waiting foir kenneth to pick me up. we're going to eat...dunno where we are going though. yawn jus woike up...hahahhah feeling a little groggy and disorientated

anyway....yesterday's party was quite a hit. hahaha many were actually clad in ugly hairdos, and mismatched clothes.

venue: ddb site
time: evening
theme: freaky 80s
people: walking fashion disasters

=)

syed, charlene, and ths other gal. can't remember her name. tink she's pretty wild. hahah

prue gave me this silver wig. hahahha had to wear it for a while. hahha even lucy commented that i was the funkiest intern they had.. HAHHAHAHA

most of the rapp collins team. (from left: mel, veenu, myself and lucy)

hahaha it was getting hot so i took the wig off, it was balding anyway =)

hahah milo and richard, my MD hahhaa

hehehe alvin and myself. he was happily eating by himself, ejoying nthe food. hahaha

lena n myself. hahha she didn't dare drink too much because she jus ended her detox hahahha

he's quite cute... =) hahaha paul. think he's from the uk and he can talk, very smooth. =)

anyway took loads of photos and videos. interesting night of alco, smoking (other ppl doing it tat is) and many other vices. didn't get to witness more sins because..heheh went out for supper with ken and jon loh.

time to go..ken's coming over

~wish upon a star, ***renzi (it's 8.07pm)

renzi kissed and swore @ 7:50:00 PM
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Friday, December 17, 2004

hahahahha

quite high now..hahaha in the office. the party's still happening, below me. =) i think i'll enjoy myself in rapp collins, er....ddb watever. =) hahahhaha...

i'm quite happy in singapore right now. i dun really wanna go back to aussie, now that all my closest friedns *burp* are gone...argghh..i dun wanna go backkk i really dun wanna go back to aussie. fuck that country. fuck everything there...fuck mnash!!!

oh well..i can't do shit now.

anyway waiting for jona nd kenneth to come pick me up...hahahahh

sleeppyyy..going for dupper now...hahah

~wish upon a star, ***renzi (it's 10.31pm)

renzi kissed and swore @ 10:33:00 PM
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disapointing day

long story..sigh..well have a party, actually two parties to attend, but i think i can't go down for lam's surprise birthday party. cheryl's pretty sweet to hav a belated mcdonald's kid's party... why are all my friends around me so sweeeeeeettt...basket make me green with envy only.

anyway... as i was saying i can't make it for one party. the other party is ddb's party. hahah going to have loads of alco. mum even told me "better not drink so much" we'll see. i'm going to take loads of photos. heheh =)

time to go change, and wait for the damn sheets to be printed out. stupid printer.

~wish upon a star, ***renzi (it's 6.14pm)

renzi kissed and swore @ 6:15:00 PM
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Thursday, December 16, 2004

my updates

arghh...stupid mum screaming at everyone. i hate staying at home. she screamed at me on the phone, made noise when i came back because i told her she had to TT money over to aussie again..sighness...

today's just a bad day. kena dua-ed by someone. was supposed to have dinner with this someone...but oh well... hate it because i had to DUA someone to meet this person then it turned out that this person dua-ed me as well. fuck man.

anyway updates from the p-revious days. hope i remember...

wed
nothing much. only during the day we had a christmas deco competition. it was an inter-level competition. the night before we had to stay back to decorate the whole level. it was a success. theere was alcohol, we were all dressed in PJs, sang xmas carols, and swayed to the music as the judges did their rounds. very memorable. was in a very xmasy mood after that.

the big bosses joined us as well, in 'decorating' themselves. paul was dressed in a white robe, with nothing inside *drool* anddddd....walked around in a pair of NEMO slippers...sooooo cute!!! ahhahaha

how pretty is this? =) we had a make-shift bed, a small xmas tree...andddd.....A FIREPLACE, we printed it out!!!

candles lit up along the aisle of the level. that's prue, one of the managers, in her PJs...she was happily prancing around when i started shooting around.

candles, fruit cake and candies lying on the bed, bliss!!!

that's syed helping out with the sangrea (aikz can't spell) for the level. heheh

that's bern, mel and myself. hehehe in our PJs...

syed and myself. hahah he's so funny!!!

that's our whole level in siillyy PJs... =)

we really impressed the judges. hahah we won btw. prizes include chocos and wine. not like we need the wine right now. going to drink lots tomorrow!! hahahah =) got a party tomorrow, going to take loads of photos..hehehe

went for dinner with ken yesterday...he forced me to eat. hahah didn't have any appetite...

tues
met up with ken, jon loh, derong, and joe for supper at geylang. yumm...had beef noodles and prawn mee.

mon
i tink i met up with jon, gao and paul. met jon before that for dinner.

jon and myself on gao's bed. AHAHA dodgy photo!

headed to eat at gelare after that....paul drove! hehe

gao and myself on our way home. hahahah we went to maccas before going back. hahaha

yeap.....may find food...didn't have dinner...feeeling better...love looking at photos. well may scold tat person later...but later..yawn...

~wish upon a star, ***renzi (it's 10.30pm)


renzi kissed and swore @ 10:58:00 PM
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